581 : Poonam Pandey & Nayan Thara

  

 

Tintumon : Poonam Pandeyum Nayantharayum Thammilulla oru saamyavum oru vethyasavum parayamo...?

Dundumon : Enickariyilla..

 

Tintumon : Saamyam : 2 perum Alpa vasthra dhaarikal, Vethyasam : Oral cinemakarck vendiyum Mattoral cricket kalickarck vendiyum...!!!

 

580 : Good News or Bad News

  

 

Gynacolagist Tintumon : Mrs. Taniya good news for you...!!

Taniya : What do you mean by Mrs. Taniya..? I am miss Taniya...!

 

Tintumon : Oh...!! Sorry Miss. Taniya... bad news for you..!!

 

 

579 : Maximum Pregnancy Period

  

Teacher : Which mammal has got maximum Pregnancy Period..?

Tintumon : Seriel Actresses

578 : Answer In English

  

 

Teacher : What is your father's name...?

Tintumon : Mera  pithagi ka naam Suraj Prakash hai

Teacher : When I ask a question in English, answer it in english only...u got it..?

Tintumon : My father's name is Sunlight. 

 

 

577 : Days and Time Once gone will never Come back

  

 

Teacher : Days and Time Once gone cannot be seen again

 

Tintumon : Who said the days and time once gone cannot be seen...just go and check your 2005 calendar it is as same as 2011 calendar year....The days are same of the same date....

576 : Kuthirayum Kazhuthayum

   

 

Teacher : Enick oru kuthirayum kazhuthayum undennu karuthuka. Njan ethinte purathaavum kayari savari cheyyuka...?

Tintumon : Kuthirayude purathu

Teacher : Correct...! Engane manassilayi...?

Tintumon : Oru kazhutha veroru kazhuthayude purathu kayaraarillello...!!

 

 

575 : Sleeping Pills

  

 

One lady came to Dr.Tintumon to get medicine for her husband

 

Wife : My husband is having a lot of tension and stress..Give some medicines for him

 

Dr.Tintumon : Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.

Wife : Thanks, When should I give them to him..?

Dr.Tintumon : They are for you...!!

 

574 : If Wife was a Newspaper

   

 

Wife : I wish if I was a newspaper,So that I would be in your hands all day...

Husband (Tintumon) : I too wish that you were a newspaper,So that I could have a new one every day...!!

 

573 : Call to Wife From Hell

  

 

Tintumon was having telephone booth at Hell 

A man in Hell asked Tintumon : Can I make a call to my Wife...?

After making the call he asked how much to pay....?

Tintumon : Nothing, Hell to Hell is Free....!!

 

 

572 : Urackaathinidayile Nadatham

  

 

Padippikkunathinidayil Classil ninnum irangi pokunna Dundu mole kanda Teacher...

Teacher : Class eduthu kondirikkunathinidayil nee evide pokunnedi..?

Tintumon : Avalkku Urakathil ezhunettu nadakkunna swabhavam undu teacher..!!

 

 

571 : Great Poems

  

 

Kavi Tintumon's new poem about his future child

 

Thazhathu vechal urumparikum,

Thalayil vechal peenarikum,

Baril vittal smelladikum,
Collegil vittalo linadikum...

 

570 : Smart Reply to Police

  

 

Police Inspector : Enthina girl friendine kasera kondu adichathu...?

 

Tintumon : Anneram table eduthu pokkiyittu pongiyilla, athu konda...!!

 

569 : Vicks And Amrthanjan

  

Dundumol : Visc Undo...?

Tintumon : Visc illa..Adurmanjan mathiyo...??

568 : School Marriage

  

 

Tintumon : Enik ini Kalyanam kazhickathe schoolil pokan pattilla.

 

Achan : Athenthada...?

 

Tintumon : Mash paranju, Achanayittallathe ini  Schoolinte padi nee chavitti pokaruthennu...!!

 

567 : Need a Girl like Moon

  

Tintumon to Marriage Brocker : I need a girl like Moon..!!

Brocker : You mean you want a girl with the color of that of Moon...??

Tintumon :  No, I want a Girl who comes at Night and leaves in the morning like Moon...!!

566 : Fourth Law of Motion

   

Fourth law of motion by Tintumon..

With a velocity of 100m/s if we run around a tree we can see our own back...

 

Newton died again in the heaven after hearing this

 

565 : Advatage of having Lover in the Same...?

 

Tintumon : It was great agvantage to have a lover in the same class...?

Dundumon : How...?

Tintumon : 100% Attendance...!!

564 : Why Women Pray for Same Husband in next Life..??

 

Aarumon : Why do Indian women pray to God for the same husband in the next life...?

Tintumon : To ensure that all the efforts taken to train him in this life, do not go in vain...!!

 

563 : Microsoft Products

  

Teacher : Tell me one Microsoft Product Name

Pinkumon : MS Excel

Aarumon : MS Word

Sajanmon : MS Powerpoint

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Tintumon : MS Dhoni

562 : Pennukaanal

  

 

Brocker Tintumon Checkaneyum kootti pennu kaanaan poyi

Pennu kaandu kazhinjhu Checkan Tintumonodu cheviyil pathucke paranjhu..

 

Checkan : Pennu pora...heightum illa niravum illa...

Tintumon : Nee urakke paranjo, avalku cheviyum kelkillaa..!!!

 

 

561 : Moolathil Oru Vedi Vazhipaadu

  

Ambalathil vanna Tintumon vazhipaad counteril

 

Tintumon : Moolathil oru vedi vazhipaadu...

 

Man at counter : Pollipokum makkale...

Tintumon : Engil oru jaladhara kude aayikotte..!!

 

560 : Lava or Vava

 

Teacher : Lava undakunathu engane enna questionu nee enthocke vrithikeda ezhuthi vechirikkunath...?

Tintumon : Athu sheri Lava aayirunno njan karuthi Vava aanennu...!!

 

559 : Newton's International Quiz Competition

Sir Issac Newton conducted an International Quiz Competition. Representatives of all major nations participated. Tintumon represented India

Newton : How to write four in between five....??

Chinese : Its a joke

Japanese : Its not technically possible

American : Wrong question

British : Not available in internet

Tintumon : I can, 

And wrote on the board

" F(IV)E "

Newton : It was an answerless question

Tintumon : If there is any other similar question I can help you

558 : Tintumon's Live Story

  

 

Tintumon's Live story

5 Friends lived in a room.

Namely Somebody, Nobody, Mad, Brain & Fool.

 

Oneday Somebody killed Nobody,

That time Brain was in bathroom,

 

Mad called Police....

Mad : Is it Police station...?

Police : Yes 

Mad : Somebody killed Nobody

Police : What....? Are you mad....??

Mad : Yes

Police : Don't you have brain...??

Mad : Brain was in bathroom

Police : You fool...? 

Mad : No sir, Fool is reading this story...!!

 

 

557 : Cheruppinadi

   

Dundumon Teacherodu : Ee Tintu enne cheruppinadichu.

Teacher : Tintu ne enthina avane cherupinadichathu...??

Tintumon : Athu avan chodichu vangiya adiyanu.

Teacher : Chodichu vangiyatho...?

Tintumon : Athe,cheli chavittiya cheruppumayi classil keraruthennu avan paranju.. njan ente cherupil cheli ellannum paranju... appol avan thanneya “cheruppinadi” kanatte ennu paranjathu..

Njan koduckukayum cheythu..!!

 

556 : Chasing a Donkey

  

 

Tintumon was chasing a Donkey..

 

But couldn't catch it...!

 

Later he saw a Zebra..

 

he caught it & said...

 

Kallappanni.... track suit ittaal manasilaavillennu karuthiyo...???

 

 

555 : Love Proposal At Road

  

Tintumon vazhiyil kanda oru penninodu : Namuck olichodi kalyanam kazhickano atho kalyanam kazhichittu olichodano...??

 

Girl : Nee adi kondittu odunno atho njan odichittu adikkano...??

 

Tintumon : Venda, namuck olichodi kalyanam kazhichittu adi koodi thirichodaam...!! 

554 : Accident Reason

  

 

Bikil ninnu veena Tintumonodu Traffic police : Enganeyanu accident undayathu..?

 

Tintumon : Sir,aa valavu kando...?

 

Police : Kandu 

 

Tintumon : Njan kandilllaa....!!!

 

 

553 : Can I ask a Question

   

Teacher : Can I ask you a question..?

Tintumon : You just did.

Teacher : okay, Well can I ask you another question..?.

Tintumon : You just did it again..!!

 

552 : Bringing Change

  

Teacher : "Change can’t be provided to you every time, You Must Bring the Change” ithu aarude vaakkukal aanu...??

Tintumon : KSRTC Bus Conductor nte...!!!

551 : The Great Lover of Nation

  

Teacher : Who is the Great lover of the Nation, India...?

Tintumon : I know..

Teacher : Very good.. please tell

Tintumon : The Indian who sits on Western toilet in Indian style...!!

550 : Romantical or Economical

  

Pinkumol : When we go to market my boyfriend catches my hand..he is so romantical...

Tintumon : Actually he is not romantical, he is economical. He knows very well that if he leaves your hand you will start shopping each and everything...!!

Pinkumol : :-o

549 : Save Tigers

  

 

Dundumon : Today is Save Tigers day

 

Tintumon : Only 847 girls left for every 1000 boys in India.

SAVE GIRLS, LETS SAVE TIGERS LATER ....!! 

 

Pulikale veeno...? Atho kilikale veno....??

 

 

548 : Reason for Earthquake

  

Teacher : What is the reason for earthquake...?

Tintumon : It occurs when someone calls to Rajnikanth's mobile when it is in vibrating mode...!!

547 : Roger Federer Vs Tintumon

    

 

Roger Federer : Ask me anything associated with tennis, I shall answer

Tintumon : Ok tell Me, how many holes are there in the Tennis net....???

 

 

546 : Horror Film

  

Dundumon : Eda enick oru horror padam kaanaan thonnunnu...

Tintumon : Veetil poyi oru kannaadi eduth nockiyaal mathi...!!

545 : Which Hill Station...?

 

Tintumon's wife came after consulting with a Doctor over her tiredness. After reaching home

Wife : Ee samayathu manassinu samaadhaanavum restum aanu vendathenna doctor paranje. valla hill stationilekkum poyi kurachu kaalam kazhiyaan nirdeshichu. engotta pogande...?

Tintumon : Veroru Doctorinte aduthekku 

 

544 : Philostepher And Beggar

  

Oru divasam classil 

Teacher : Stamp shegarikkunna aale englishil enthaa parayaa...?

Aarumon : Philostepher

Teacher : Good boy..!

Teacher : Tintu, paisa shegarikkuna aale appo enthaa englishil enthaa parayaa...?

Tintumon : Beggar....!!

543 : Great Words by Tintumon

  

 

Paditham dukhamaanunni, thundallo sukhapradam: Akkitham Tintu Nambudiri

 

Ee lokath arum thundumayi janikkunilla, saahacharyam avanekkondu thundu veppikunathanu : Tintumon Gandhi

 

Pariksha ethayalum thundu nannayal mathi : Srinarayana Tintu

Thundu ullavan ilathavanu kodukuka : Tintumon Christ

542 : To Make A Book Bestseller

  

 

Teacher :  What should be there in a Book to make it a bestseller...?

 

Tintumon : A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl…!!!

 

 

541 : Swami Vivekananda Vs Swami Tintumon

  

 

If you give me 100 young boys I can change the nation... :-Swami Vivekananda

If you give me 100 young girls I can create another nation.. :-Swami Tintumon

540 : A Good Thing About Her

  

Pinkumol looks in mirror & says to Tintumon

 

Pinkumol : I look Horrible, Fat & Ugly...Please say something nice about me...

 

Tintumon : Your eyesight is perfect...!!

 

 

539 : How Many Chidren : Best Answer

  

 

Tintumon was a chemistry Professor... one day after the class one student asked

Student : How many children do you have...?

 

Tintumon wrote on the board : 6.022x10^23

 

Students : Ayyo..ithrayum pillero...??..!!

Tintumon : Don't misunderstand, I mean one mol only...!!

538 : Present, Past, Past Participle

   

 

English Teacher : Njan parayunna word nte present tense, Past tense and Past participle Parayanam...!!

 

Students : Yes teacher

 

Teacher : Speak nte Dundumol parayoo..

Dundumol : Speak , Spoke , Spoken.

Teacher : Good, Tintumon Keep-nte parayoooo.

Tintumon : Keep , Kope , Kopan..!!!

 

537 : Snake Bite

 

 

Aarumon : Ninte bharyaye paamp kadichu..!!

Tintumon : Sherikkum kadichathaavilla....!!

Aarumon : Pinne...?

Tintumon : Visham theernnappo paamp recharge cheythathavum...!!