Teacher : Raghu vamshathile avasanathe raajavinte perenthu..?
Tintumon : Bheeman Raghu...!!
A place to laugh and enjoy With smart Tintumon
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Monday, July 26, 2010
421 : Thullal Prasthaanam
Malayalam Classil
Teacher : Thullal prasthanathinte upanjathavu aara…..?
Tintumol : Kumar…….
Tintumon : Kumari Rimi Tomy
420 : Dont know Driving ?
Aarumon : Da Tintu, Pinkumole njan oru kiss adichittu odi poyal aval enthu vicharikkum…?
Tintumon : Driving ariyathavan horn adichu odi poyennu vicharikkum…!!
419 : Turks and Germs
Teacher : What are the people of Turkey called...?
Tintumon : I don’t know.
Teacher : They are called Turks...Now tell What are the people of Germany called...?
Tintumon : Germs...!!
418 : Ladies Toilet
Teacher : Which is the one place that man built but still cant go ?
Tintumon : Ladies Toilet...!!
417 : Dreaming Coincidence
Pinkumol : Last night I saw a dream that you sending me jewellery and clothes...!
Tintumon : Yea, I saw your Dad paying the bill too..!!!
416 : Dashamoolaarishtam
Tintumon at medical shop
Tintumon : Give me one ten corner rice like
Shopkeeper : eh..??.. Whats it...?
Tintumon : English ariyila alle...oru DASHAMOOLARISHTAM thaado....
415 : You are my Best Wife
Aarumon got married
Tintumon : Hows your life after marriage..?
Aarumon : We are so friendly..I can tell anything to her...
Tintumon : Anything...?
Aarumon : Yea sure...anything...
Tintumon : Then tell her 'You are my Best Wife'
Sunday, July 25, 2010
414 : Talking Sweetly with Wife
Tintumon was talking so sweetly for a long time in Phone
Aarumon : Aarodaa samsaarichath...?
Tintumon : Wife nodu
Aarumon : Ithra snehathodeyo...?...!!
Tintumon : Ninte wife aayirunnedaa...!!
413 : Interview Questions and Answers
In an interview
Interviewer : How does a scooter run....?
Interviewer : How does a scooter run....?
Tintumon : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr………….
Interviewer shouts : Stop it..!!
Interviewer shouts : Stop it..!!
Tintumon : Dhhuurrrr dhupp dhupp dhupp dhupp...
412 : Arrested for Shopping Early..?
Tintumon at Court
Judge : Why are you arrested..?
Tintumon : For shopping early
Judge : Well, that's not a crime, anyway how early were you shopping..?
Tintumon : Before opening the shop..!!
Saturday, July 24, 2010
411 : Adobe Photoshop Tricks
Pinkumol : Da Tintu enikku ente mugathe mugakkuru, karutha paadugal, kuzhigal, ee irunda niram , ee chulivugal ellam maatanam ….. njan endhu cheyyanam...?
Tintumon : Try Adobe Photoshop…… alladhe rekshayilla...!!
410 : Kiss at a Park
Policeman : Parkil irunnano mr oru pennine ketti pidikkunnadhu..?
Tintumon : Njangalude kalyanam kazhinjadha sir…
Policeman : Ok ennal pinne veetil vachu aayikkoode idhokke…?
Tintumon : Adhu sheriya but ivalude barthavu endhu karudhum sir…?
409 : Breathing problem while walking
Tintumon : Doctor speedil odiyal enikk vallatha shwasam mutal varunnu.
Doctor : Enthina speedil odunnath,pathukke nadannal pore...?
Tintumon : Maala potticha shesham pathukke nadakkan pattumo doctor....?
408 : Against Marriage
Tintumon Dundumolod : Edee nammude kalyana kaaryam paranjhappol veettukaarck bhayabgara ethirppu..
Dundumol : Veetil aarckaa kooduthal ethirppu....?
407 : Mobile recharge @ Rs.10
Tintumon : 10 rupaku recharge cheyyanam …
Kadackaran : 10 rupaku recharge cheytal 7 rupacke talktime kittathullu.
Tintumon : Saramilla Bakki 3 rupaku muttayi thannal mathi...!!
406 : Mobile Won from a Race
Dundumol : Nice mobile, from where did u buy...?
Tintumon : I won it in a running race
Dundumol : How many persons participated....?
Tintumon : 4: Mobile owner, 2 Policemen and myself...!!
405 : Barile Book
Tintumon Baril ninnum varunathu Achan kandu
Achan : Enthinada Baril poye..?
Tintumon : Book vanganaa..!
Achan : Avideyentha book aano vilikkunathu..?
Tintumon : Innale marannu vechathu vangan poyatha...!!
404 : Tintumon Vs Ambani
Ambani : Ente caril ravile purapettal rathri ayalum ente estatinte pakuthi polum kandu kazhiyilla....!!!
Tintumon : Ingane pishuckan aavaathe oru nalla Car vaangickoode chetta...!!
403 : Surprise to Dad
Tintumon : Mummy enikku oru aniyan venam
Mummy : Ninte Dad dubaiyilalle vannittu alochikkam
Tintumon : Venda namuck Dadiku surprise kodukkam...!!
402 : Question to Right Person
Achan pashuvmayi pogunnathu Tintumon kandu
Tintumon : Engotta eee pothineyum kondu...??
Achan : Manda ithu pothalla pashuva....
Tintumon : Njan pashuvinoda chodichathu...!!
401 : DNA Test
Achan : Testinu poyittu enthayi....?
Tintumon : Njan thottu Acha...
Achan : Nee ini enne Acha ennu vilikanda...
Tintumon : Ithu class testanu allaathe DNA Testalla...
400 : Whats Your Weight..?
Doctor : What's your weight...?
Tintumon : 55kg with specs...!
Doctor : And without specs....?
Tintumon : I can't see that Doctor....!
Friday, July 23, 2010
399 : Loan
Bank Manager : Kazhinja aazhchayalle Auto vangan thanikku loan thannathu...??
Tintumon : Athe
Bank Manager : Ippo enthina veendum loan...??
Tintumon : Petrol vangananu sir….
Thursday, July 22, 2010
398 : Chicken Guniya
Tintumon Flirting at Dundumol
Ninte aaa chuvanna kannukal...
Choodulla Nishwasangal.....
Virayarnna shariram...
Thudutha Chundukal....
Hoooo.....
Samshayamillla
Chicken Guniya thanne.....!!!!
397 : The Super deal
Tintumon : I Gifted My Wife A Diamond Necklace And She Didn’t Speak To Me For one Month.
Pinkumon : Why............?.
Tintumon : Stupid, That Was the Deal… !!
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
396 : Porotta
Joli anveshich Tintumon oru Hotelil ethi
Tintumon : Enik oru Joli tharumo....?
Manager : Ninek Poratta Adikan Ariyumo....?
Tintumon : Nalla Kari undenkil 6 Ennam vare Adikum...!!
Monday, July 19, 2010
395 : Tintumon Missing
Tintumone kaanaathaayi...Parents Pathrathil kodutha parasyam...
Velutha niram, karutha mudi, 3 adi pokkam, 4.5 adi nakku, vayassu-5, prayathinokkatha samsaram, malayalam, hindi, tamil, telungu, kannada enni bhashakalil nannayi theri vilikum. kandu kittunnavar dayavai mind cheyyathe pokuka. njangal samadanathode jeevichote...!!
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394 : Veedinte Vilack
Sandhya aayappol Tintumon theepettiyumay Pinkumolude adutheeku
Pinkumol : Amme, they e Tintumon enne kathiykkan varunnu.
Amma : eda,neeyente kayyeennu medikkum.
Tintumon : Ammayalle kurachu nerathe paranje. Pinkumol aanu e veedinte vilakkennu...?
Pinkumol : Amme, they e Tintumon enne kathiykkan varunnu.
Amma : eda,neeyente kayyeennu medikkum.
Tintumon : Ammayalle kurachu nerathe paranje. Pinkumol aanu e veedinte vilakkennu...?
393 : Simple Trick to Get away from Sick
Tintumon sent SMS to his Boss : Me sick, no work
Boss SMS back : When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
One hour later Tintumon sms to Boss : Me ok now, your wife is very sweet
Sunday, July 18, 2010
392 : Relation between Wind and Current
Teacher : Kaatum currentum thammillulla bandham entha...?
Tintumon : Kaattadichal current pokum, current adichal kaatum pokum…
391 : Exact Attitude in Exams
After exam
Tintumol : How was your exam?
Tintumon : They gave me questions which I don't know and I gave them answers which they never know
390 : Super Hotel
Pinkumon Tintumonte hotelil
Pinkumon : Kazhikkan enthundu.......?
Tintumon : Doshayund chutney illa..Puttundu kadalayilla…Pooriyund Masalayilla…..Chappathy undu Kuruma illa…
Pinkumon : Ennal Hotel poottickoode...??
Tintumon : Poottundu… Thackol illa.....!!
389 : Sugamaaya Jeevitham
Thomas Chettan : Sukhamayi jeevikkanam ennu karuthiyanu njan ente mole aa Sasick kettichu koduthathu...
Tintumon : Ennittenthu patty...?
Thomas Chettan : Avan nadum veedum upekshich poyi...
Tintumon : Avanum kanille chetta sukhamayi jeevikkanulla aagraham.....?
388 : Milma Milk Rate Went Up
Dundumon was reading Newspaper
Dundumon : Milma Palinte Vila kootti...enthaayirickum karanam..??
387 : Paul the Octopus
386 : First Silent Film in Malayalam
Teacher : Which Was The First Silent Film In Malayalam....?
Tintumon : If The Film Was Silent, How Could You Know It Was Malayalam…?
Saturday, July 17, 2010
385 : How 11 should be Pronounced..?
We Say 21 as twenty one,
31 as thirty one,
41 as forty one,
51 as fifty one,
Why not 11 as Onety one (Vandi1)...?
Doubt by back bench Hero Tintumon
384 : The Bitter Truth
Tintumon's Messege to Tintumol
You = Lovely
You = Perfect
You = Beautiful
You = Amazing
You = Sweet
You = Cute
You = Genius
You = Fantastic
You = Fabulous
Me = Liar
Friday, July 16, 2010
383 : Who should go out....?
Dundumon : Enthina ninte veettile velakkariye ninte amma paranju vittath....??
Tintumon : Allathe pinne Achane paranju vidan pattodaa......??
Thursday, July 15, 2010
382 : Tintumon's Desire
Dad : Ninakku padichu aarayi theerana aagraham....?
Tintumon : Mayavi kadhayile Raju…!!
Dad : What....Why..... ?
Tintumon : Adhavumbol schoolilum poganda, paniyum educkandaa, Radhaye free aayi kittukayum cheyyum
381 : Farewell Speech at Bar
Tintumon's farewell speech just before the close of the Bar
Dear Drinkers,
A big hangover lasts only a day, but our funny, happy, sad, truthful, embarassing drunken memories will last forever...!!
Will miss you all
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
380 : To start a Business
Tintumon : Acha, enick business thudangaan kurach Cash venam
Achan : Business thudangaan Cash mathram poraa budhiyum venam....
Tintumon : Achante kayyil ullathalle enick chodhickaan patoooo....
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
379 : Swami Tintumon Swaha..!!
Tintumon sanyasiyodu oru lady : Swamy ente bharthavu urakkathil puratheyku pokunu
Swami Tintumon : Makale ithu ninte dukhamano...?...atho enikula invitationo…??
Monday, July 12, 2010
378 : What is Special in Heaven
Dundumon : You know, husband & wife aren’t allowed to be together in heaven...........?
Tintumon : Yea , That’s why it’s heaven.............!
Saturday, July 10, 2010
377 : Shajahan's Tajmahal and Tintumon's
Dundumon : Shajahan thante bharyayude marana shesham avalude ormakkayi Tajmahal ketti…
Tintumon : Njanum ente bharyayude marana shesham ingane thanne cheythu
Dundumon : Nee enthaa cheythath...??
Tintumon : Avalude aniyathiye ketti....!!
Friday, July 9, 2010
376 : How to buy best gift for your Wife..?
Tintumon's wife wanted to have a new car. On their second wedding Anniversary she told him
Wife : As gift give me something goes from 0 to 80 when i am on it
Tintumon : oh sure my dear
Tintumon gifted her a weighing machine....
Thursday, July 8, 2010
375 : Parents the most Respected
Teacher : Logathu parentsineckal valuthaayi onnumilla, avare nammal bahumanikkanam..
Tintumon : Sheri teacher, ethrayum pettannu kalyanam kazhichu Parent aayi maraan shramikkam….
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
374 : Caught for Sleeping Together
Shashi : Meet my wife Sona
Tintumon : I knew her...!!
Shashi : How...?
Tintumon : We were caught for sleeping together…!!
Shashi : What............... ?
Tintumon : Yes, true… 15 years before in our maths class….!!
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
373 : Only Married Men Can Apply
Tintumon started a factory
He put notice for recruitment of employees in Newspapers
The heading was
Only Married Men can Apply
One of Tintumon's friends asked him : Why such a condition...?
Tintumon : Married men are so obedient....!!
372: Great Love Messege and Reply
Tintumon's girlfiend messages him
“if you are sleeping send me your dreams,
if you are crying send me your tears,
if you are laughing send me your laughter”
Tintumon's Reply : I am in the toilet..
Monday, July 5, 2010
371 : Easy way to find your Wife
Tintumon approaches a beautiful woman in a Hypermarket : Sweety, please, I lost my wife in the store. Would you mind if I talk to you for a few minutes.....?
Lady : Why you want to talk to me for that...?
Tintumon : Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears from somewhere.
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