548 : Reason for Earthquake

  

Teacher : What is the reason for earthquake...?

Tintumon : It occurs when someone calls to Rajnikanth's mobile when it is in vibrating mode...!!

547 : Roger Federer Vs Tintumon

    

 

Roger Federer : Ask me anything associated with tennis, I shall answer

Tintumon : Ok tell Me, how many holes are there in the Tennis net....???

 

 

546 : Horror Film

  

Dundumon : Eda enick oru horror padam kaanaan thonnunnu...

Tintumon : Veetil poyi oru kannaadi eduth nockiyaal mathi...!!

545 : Which Hill Station...?

 

Tintumon's wife came after consulting with a Doctor over her tiredness. After reaching home

Wife : Ee samayathu manassinu samaadhaanavum restum aanu vendathenna doctor paranje. valla hill stationilekkum poyi kurachu kaalam kazhiyaan nirdeshichu. engotta pogande...?

Tintumon : Veroru Doctorinte aduthekku 

 

544 : Philostepher And Beggar

  

Oru divasam classil 

Teacher : Stamp shegarikkunna aale englishil enthaa parayaa...?

Aarumon : Philostepher

Teacher : Good boy..!

Teacher : Tintu, paisa shegarikkuna aale appo enthaa englishil enthaa parayaa...?

Tintumon : Beggar....!!

543 : Great Words by Tintumon

  

 

Paditham dukhamaanunni, thundallo sukhapradam: Akkitham Tintu Nambudiri

 

Ee lokath arum thundumayi janikkunilla, saahacharyam avanekkondu thundu veppikunathanu : Tintumon Gandhi

 

Pariksha ethayalum thundu nannayal mathi : Srinarayana Tintu

Thundu ullavan ilathavanu kodukuka : Tintumon Christ

542 : To Make A Book Bestseller

  

 

Teacher :  What should be there in a Book to make it a bestseller...?

 

Tintumon : A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl…!!!

 

 

541 : Swami Vivekananda Vs Swami Tintumon

  

 

If you give me 100 young boys I can change the nation... :-Swami Vivekananda

If you give me 100 young girls I can create another nation.. :-Swami Tintumon

540 : A Good Thing About Her

  

Pinkumol looks in mirror & says to Tintumon

 

Pinkumol : I look Horrible, Fat & Ugly...Please say something nice about me...

 

Tintumon : Your eyesight is perfect...!!

 

 

539 : How Many Chidren : Best Answer

  

 

Tintumon was a chemistry Professor... one day after the class one student asked

Student : How many children do you have...?

 

Tintumon wrote on the board : 6.022x10^23

 

Students : Ayyo..ithrayum pillero...??..!!

Tintumon : Don't misunderstand, I mean one mol only...!!

538 : Present, Past, Past Participle

   

 

English Teacher : Njan parayunna word nte present tense, Past tense and Past participle Parayanam...!!

 

Students : Yes teacher

 

Teacher : Speak nte Dundumol parayoo..

Dundumol : Speak , Spoke , Spoken.

Teacher : Good, Tintumon Keep-nte parayoooo.

Tintumon : Keep , Kope , Kopan..!!!

 

537 : Snake Bite

 

 

Aarumon : Ninte bharyaye paamp kadichu..!!

Tintumon : Sherikkum kadichathaavilla....!!

Aarumon : Pinne...?

Tintumon : Visham theernnappo paamp recharge cheythathavum...!!

 

536 : Marriage Month

   

Dundumol : What is the best month to get married..?

Tintumon : Octembruarember

Dundumol : Don`t be silly man, there`s no such month.

Tintumon : Exactly..!!

 

535 : Rajnikanth in 100m Race

  

 

Tintumon : Rajnikanth participated in 100m race and he came first...but Einstein died watching this....Why...?

 

Aarumon : I dont know..

 

Tintumon : Because Light came second

 

534 : History and Future

  

Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.

Tintumon : Please teacher, I don’t want to study history.

Teacher : Why...?

Tintumon : There is no future in it..!!