19 : F TV

 

FTV kanukayayirunna achante adukal vanna tintumon FTV noki achanod

Acha avarentha cheriya dress darichirikunnath..?

Achan : Avar pavangalayath kondanu mone

Tintumon : Ivarekalum pavangal vannal ennod parayane acha.... please..!

18 : SSLC

 

SSLC 10 vattam ezhuthi thotta Tintumon thante PEN, examination board nu ayachu koduthu.. Oppam oru kurippum:
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Aayudham vechu keezhadangiyirickunnu....!!!

17 : Maravi and Mahabharatham

 

Tintumon : Amme teacherinu Bayankara Maraviyaaa
 

Amma : Athendhaa angane paranjhath....?
 

Tintumon : Teacher boardil mahabharatham ennezhuthi thirnju ninnu chodikuva... ; "Mahabharatham" ezhuthyethu aara ennu ....!!!!

16 : Jimbalakdi Bamba

 

A professor to Tintumon : What is attention deficit hyperactive disorder..?

Tintumon : JIMBALAKDI BAMBA

Professor : I dont understand anything
 

Tintumon : Same to you

15 : Passive Voice

 

Teacher : Write the passive voice of ” I made a mistake”

Tintumon : I was made by a mistake....!!

14 : Current Bill And Mobile Bill

  

Tintumon : My mobile bill how much?

Call centre girl : Sir, just dial 123, for your current bill status.

Tintumon : Stupid, not current bill my mobile bill

 

13 : Bar code

 

Tintumon examil onnum kittathayappol peparil

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Ithu pole barcode varachittu adiyil ezhuthi

“Scratch gently to read the answer “

12 : How do u do?

 

An English man and Tintumon met while going to the toilet.

English man : Good morning, how do you do..?

Tintumon : Usually we remove underwear and then do, And how do You do..?

11 : GF broke up

 

Tintumon : My girl friend broke up with me and sent me picture of her with her new boy friend...
 

Friend : Really bad....  what did u do..!!!

Tintumon : I sent them to her Dad..!!

 

10 : Movie Ticket

 

Tintumon was repeatedly buying movie ticket, finally the ticket seller asked.

Enthada chekka nee kanikkunne..?

Tintumon : Aa doorinte aduthullavan ellam keerikkalanju...

9 : Chittappan

 

Tintumon : Aarada iruttath nilkunnath?

Man : Ithu njanada,ninte chittappan.
 

Tintumon : Chittappan ayirunno?

Njan vicharichu Achananennu..!!

8 : Vedi Marunnnu

 

Tintumon medical shopil : Ivide ella marunnum kittumo?

Staff : Yea, ella marunnum kittum

Tintumon : Ennal 1 kilo vedimarunnu thaa.....!!!

7 : Rajesh

 

Tintumon : Aa Rajesh enne thalli,ini thalliyal njan shemichu enu varilla

Achan : Nee mashodu paranjille

Tintumon : Hummm..!!!! avan thanneyanu ee Rajesh...!!!