28 : Kalleru to Principal

 

Tintumon called principal

Tintumon : Sarinte veetil undaya kalleril eniku pankilla

Principal : Ivide anganonum nadanittillallo.

Tintumon : Sorry njan kurach kazhinju vilikkam..

 

27 : Kalleru

 

Oru vazhipokkan Tintumonte achanodu.

Innale ningalude magan enne kalledutherinju

Tintumonte Achan : Ayyo.. Ennittathu ningalude dehathu kondo..?

Vazhipokkan : Illa..

Tintumonte Achan : Ennal athu ente mon alla

26 : 4b = P

 

Exam Qn: If 2(l+b)=P; 

Prove that 4b = P.

Tintumon answered like this: 

2(l+b)=P
 

2(ell+b)=P
 

2(bone+b)=P
 
taking ‘b’ as common
 
2b(one+1)=P
 
2b(2)=P
 
4b=P!

 

25 : Snehathinte Thiramala

 

Tintumon : Ente kannilekkonnu nokku, endhelm kanunnundo

  
Girlfriend : Snehathinte thiramalakal
 

Tintumon : Avalde ammede thiramala, kannil endh koppa poyennu nokkedee

24 : Puli

 

Tintumon : Njan kattilude Nadakkumbol oru puli vannu.. puliye kandappol njan odi
 

kuttukaran : Appol
 

Tintumon : Puliyum ente pinnale odi... njan marathil kayari
 

kuttukaran : Appol puli
 

Tintumon : Puliyum pinnale kayari.. njan apol randamathe kombil kayari
 

kuttukaran : Appol puli
 

Tintumon : Puliyum randamathe kombil kayari.. njan apol monnamathe kombil kayari
 

kuttukaran : Appol puli
 

Tintumon  : Alla aliaaa njan ariyan melanjittu chodikuvaa  nee ente settano atho puleede settano 

23 : Baby

 

Tintumon went to his Dad’s Friend’s home late night. Uncle offered him to Sleep in Baby’s room.

Tintumon refused because the Baby might Cry at Night and went to sleep in the drawing hall.

Next morning he saw a Beautiful young Girl at the breakfast table,

Tintumon : Who are you..?

The girl replied : I am Baby and You....??

Tintumon : I am a Stupid..!!! 

22 : Idi Marichu

 

Tintumon : Ini orikallum mazha peyyumbol IDI undavilla..!!

Teacher : Athenthaaa....?

Tintumon : Pathratil vartha undayirunnu "IDI" minnalettu marichunnu

21 : PTA Meeting

 

Tintumon : Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow..

Dad : What do you mean by ’small’ PTA meeting ?

Tintumon : Ya, just You, me & Principal

20 : Ambalathil

 

Tintumon ambalattil vazhipad counter Q vil..

Munnile Uncle : Shambhu, thiruvatira, paalppaayasam.

Tintumon : Hans, break dance, chickenbiriyani…!