Tintumon Jokes: 04/18/10

Sunday, April 18, 2010

43 : Gold Fish

Parambil kuzhi kuzhikunna tintumonodu ayalkkaran

“Enthina mone ne kuzhi undakkunne ?”

Tintumon : “Ente goldfish chathu poyi chetta…”

Ayalkkaran: “Oru goldfishine kuzhichidan enthinada ithrayum valiya kuzhi ?”

Tintumon: “Chettante poochayude vayattilalle ente goldfish ullathu…”

42 : Millionaire

Teacher: Imagine u r a millionaire. Write ur life history.

Tintumon didn’t write.

Teacher: why are you not writing?

Tintumon : I’m waiting 4 my secretary 2 take notes….

41 : Toilet Cleaning

Tintumonum achanum tammil adi kooodi..Tintumon karanju...

enitu achan purattu poyi tirichu vannapol..Tintumon bhayangara sandoshatil...!!

Achan: chodichu 'endina sandosham' ......

Tintumon : enike sankadam vannu...appol njaan toilet clean cheytu...appol enike sandosham thonni.

Achan : why?

Tintumon: because njaan achande toothbrush upayogichaa toilet clean cheythe..hahaha

40 : Pavam Tintumol

Tintumon: njaan ninte veetil poyarunnu.namude kalyanam nadakum enu thonunilla

Tintumol: athenna patti, chettan ente achane kando??

Tintumon: alla ninte aniyathiye kandu.....!!!

39 : Reply fromTintu mol

My Dear Tintu Darling,

Your letter mama see. Papa beat me beat me so many beat me.

I cry. i cry. So no come to mango tree. No jump train. I love you.

See another day. I no red frock. Only green.

You love me, you love me you green shirt. Give I gift. I see you with pinkumol.

Where you go.. NO talk to her. Okay My dream also only you

Lovely
Tintumol...

38 : Love Letter To Tintumol

To ,
Tintumol
UKG A.

Dear Tintu mol,

I love you. My dream I see you. Everywhere you. You no, I live no.

I come red shirt 2morrow. You love I, you come red frock.

I wait down mango tree. You no come, i jump train.

Sure come...

yours lovely,

Tintumon
Std 1 B

37 : Daivam

Tintumon: appurathe veettukar enne daivamayitta kanunne.

Amma: athu ninakkengane manassilayi?

Tintumon: Njan avarude veetilekk chennappol avaru parayukaya……

"Daivame...!!..Nee pinneyum vanno....?"