75 : Darwin's Theory

  

Tintumon to Dundumol: Orikkal 3 per vellamadich caril pokukayaayirunnu.

onnaaman 1 peg, randaaman 2nd peg, moonnaaman 3 peg…

avarude vandi accidentil pettitt moonnaaman maathram rekshapettu…

endhu kond?

Dundumol: ???

Tintumon: Darwin’s Theory- "Survival Of The Fittest…"

74 : Madyapanam & Vellappockam

  

Teacher was talking about the bad effects of alcohol

Teacher: “Ethraayiram pereyanu madhyam(alcohol) konnathennu ariyamo ?”

Tintumon: “Ethra laksham pereyaanu verum vellam(water) koonathennu teacherkku ariyamo ?”

Teacher: “Athengane ?”

Tintumon: “Vellapokkam..!!”

73 : Tinumonte sneham

  

Tintumonte kayyil 2 pazham undu, valuth avaneduthit cheruth Dunduvinu koduthu.

Dundumon: ithentha? njan aayirunnenkil valuth ninakk thannene...!!

Tintumon: athalle njaanum cheythathu....!

72 : Poochayude Naamam

 

Malayalam classil 

Teacher: ‘Poocha theeyil chaadi.., “Naamam” parayu?

Tintumon: ‘ Poocha theeyil chadiyal Naamam poyittu  “Romam” polum undavilla.

71 : At Shoranur Railway Station

  

Tintumon at  Shoranur railway station. 

He asks a man “When will Rajdhani Express go from here?”

Man Replies 12.30.

“When will Venad Express go from here?”

Man Replies 14.30.

“When will Intercity go from here?”

Man Replies 19.10.

Where do u want to go?

Tintumon replies, “No, I just want to cross the tracks!”