Saturday, May 1, 2010

116 : Future Tense

   

Teacher:I killed a personconvert this sentence into future tense.

Tintumon: The future tense is You will go to jail


115 : Human Beans

   

Teacher asked her students to frame sentences using the word beans..

My Father grows beans, said one student.
 
My mother cooks beans, said another.

Then  Tintumon : “We are all human beans....!!”

114 : Sugich Irippu

  
Autoyil ninnirangiya Tintumon: Ethrayayi....?

Driver:100 roopa
 
Tintumon : Inna 50 roopa, appo sheri chettaa...!!

Driver deshyathil: Ivide vare sughich irunnallo ennit 50 roopayo....?

Tintumon: Thaanum ivide vare sughich irunnathalle,thante paisa enthina njan tharunnath....??

113 : Vidyaarambham


   
Tintumonte Vidhyarambathinidayil Poojari urakke thummi

appol Tintumon: “pedichu poyallo da thendi…

112 : Plastic Surgery

  
Tintumon: Doctore, ee bucketil oru valiya hole und….athonnu sheriyaackaan enthaa cheyyande...?

Doctor: Athenthina ennod parayunne…??

Tintumon: Alla ningal Plastic sugery specialist alle....?