136 : Letter to Bill Gates

  

Tintumon’s Letter to Bill Gates

Dear Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which i want to bring to your notice..

1. There is a button ’start’ but there is no ’stop’ button. I request you to check this..

2. I learn’t ‘microsoft word’ Now i want to learn ‘microsoft sentence’, so when will you provide?

one personal question: how is it...?  Your name is ‘gates’ but you are selling ‘windows’?

Yours
Tintumon
LKG – B

135 : Pencil Lost

   

Hi, i'm Tintumon PK.

Studing in LKG in pottakuzhi school.

Me
lost my "rubber vecha pencil".

I very luv d pencil. No pencil,
no copy writing.

Teachr sure "thandakku vili".
 

One pencil
many uses like "cheviyil idal", kuthi varakkal", etc..

My
thantha koolipanikkaran. Always in shaapz. Putting vaalz.

The
pencil cost Rs 3.

i do not know u but u forwrd this msg i get 10
paisa frm world bank.

U have heart, plz fwd to atleast 10 ppl.

My
life in ur hand

134 : Sangathi Ulliyil

  

Achan: Ethenthaadaa nee 5 kilo ulli vangikkondu vannathu....?

Tintumon: Njaan naale pattu paadaan pokuvalle....

Achan: Athinenthinaada ulli....?

Tintumon: Acha,  Star Singeril kettittille "Sangathi" ulleennu varanam ennu....

133 : Hindustan Lever

  

Teacher: What will you call a person who leaves India ?

Tintumon: Hindustan Lever......!!!!

 

132 : Bible Whats Inside?

  

sunday schoolil...

Teacher: Bibilil enthellam undennariyammo....?

Tintumon: Yes.... ammumayude hospital sheet, achante SSLC fail certificate, ammayude sooji, enthe mayil peeli..