177 : Oil for Whom

  

Achan : Kadayil poyi enna vangikondu varu tintumone....Aarkanennu chodichaal  ammakanennu paranjaal mathi..

Kadayil poya tintumon karanjondu vannu ennittu

achanod : enna thanilla acha....Enne ayaal theriyum paranju..

Achan : ent pati...?..

Tintumon : enna aarkanennu chodichappo achan paranjha pole ninte ammakkanennu paranju...athinaa....

176 : Cyclone

 

Tintumon writing Bank Test... 

Qn) What is Cyclone..?

Tintumon answers : It is the special Loan given by a Bank to purchase a cycle..!

175 : Who is Lion

 

Dundumol : Tintu Darling .. simham kaatille aaraa...???....... 

Tintumon : simham kaatile pulieyaa mole puley.... 

174 : 3 Important Inventions

 

Tintumonte 3 Supradhana kandethalukal.

1)Prove thumbi = goat 

Proof : Ponnola thumbi poovali thumbee aadu aadu nee aadadu…..

Hence the proof

2)Education departmentinte thonnivasam

Question paper ennu paranju tharunna paperil full qns undavum….

pakshe answer paper aanennu paranju tharunnathil oru answerum undavarilla….

3)Moments pass,seconds pass,hours pass,days pass,years pass…….

Nammal mathram pass aavunnillallo athentha...?

173 : Practical Exam

  

Tintumon attended biology practical exam.. 

Examiner : Tell the bird name by seeing leg...

Tintumon : I dont know...

Examiner : you fail. . Whats your name.... ?

Tintumon : See my leg & and then I will tell....!!

172 : Will be late from Office

   

Tintumonum wifum thammil pinangi....

Tintumon officil ninnum wifine vilichu: Rathri enthadi kazhikkaan...??

Wife: Visham....!!...

Tintumon:  Njan late aakum...Nee kazhichu kidanno.....

171 : I Love You Tulasi

   

Tintumon : I love You Tulasi...

Tulasiyude Amma: eda njaanivideyullath nee kandilleda....?

Tintumon: sorry, njaan ningale ente ammaye poleyaa kaanunnathu....!

170 : Scooby Day Bag

  

History Teacher : what do You knw about Jalian Walah Bag.....

Tintumon : sorry teacher, I use scooby day bag , i think its better than Jalian Wala Bag....

169 : Thums Up

  

In Courtroom...

Judge : order order..

Tintumon : 2 Parotta,chilly chicken and soft drink..

Judge(angrily) : Shut up..

Tintumon : No no, Thums up...

168 : American President

   

Achan :ninte exam result vanno..??? 

Tintumon : vannu..headmashinte mon potty....

Achan : neeyo..?? 

Tintumon : collectorude monum potty...

Achan : (kopathode)athinu njan ninte kariyamale chodichathu...??

Tintumon : njan maathram pottathirikkan achanaaru AMERICAN Presidento...??

167 : Rubber Gifted

   

Friend:  Aliya, ninte penninu LKG-iyile oruthan rubber koduthu...!

Tintumon: Ethavanada....?

Friend: Atha puthiya pillera..... LKG C yile..... Pedickenda aliya.... Nammude team avide undu...!

Tintumon: BOOST BABUvinodum CERELAC SASIyodum HORLICS DUNDUvinodum avane sketch cheyan para.. 

Tools edukkanda, pilleru pedikkum. Ennit vaikeettu spottil avante pencilum rubberum scaleum odick....! 

Avide kidannu karayate. Ente penninu rubberu koduthavan ini ezhutharuth