Friday, May 14, 2010

190 : Wheel Chair for Sale


  

Tintumon calls press to print death of his grandpa

Clerk : Rs 50/ word 

Tintumon : Grandpa dead 

Clerk : Sorry minimum 5 words 

Tintumon : Grandpa dead, wheel chair for sale...!!

189 : Who killed the Cat ?

  

Teacher : Tintu......... "WHO KILLED THE CAT"  frame this question starting with "BY"...................
 
Tintumon : mmm....."BY THE BY.. WHO KILLED THE CAT..."....?

188 : Car Indicator

  

Tintumonum Achanum Caril pokuvaayirunnu...

Achan : Indicator kathunnundo...?...onnu nokku...

Tintumon : undu…illa…undu…illa…unduilla… undu…illa…undu…illa…

187 : At top of the Mountain

  


Dundumol : njan lokathile ettavum valiya parvathathinte mukalil kayariyal nee enikku enthu tharum...??

Tintumon : njan ninakku oru unthu tharam....

186 : This page cannot be Displayed

  

Teacher : Lokathil allukal ettavum kooduthal thavana kannuna Web page ethanu....?

Tintumon: This page Cannot be displayed..

185 : Narco Test

  


Bussinu kallerinja Tintumone Police pidichu, Tintumon kuttam  sammathikunnilla appol police

Police: Ninakku nale Narco test undu....

Tintumon : Sire angane pettennu paranjal engana njan oru vaha padichitilla....

184 : Rs 5000 or Rs 2500

  

Tintumon to kathakali artist : ulsavathinu keechaka vadham kathakali venam....
 
Artist : Rs.5000 aavum....

Tintumon : Rs.2500 tharam, Vadhikkanda..Pedippichu vittal mathi..

 

183 : Dont Speak While Eat

  

 Tintumonum Achanum Bhakshanam kazhickuvaayirunnu

Tintumon : Achaa oru kaaryam parayyan undayirunnu..

Achan : Bhakshanam kazhikkumbol mindaruthu…

(After eating)

Achan : ini para entha parayaan ullathu....?

Tintumon : Achante food il oru palli undayirunnu…!!!!!!