Saturday, May 15, 2010

205 : When I cry No one see my tears

  

when I cry, no one see my tears.

when I worry, no one see my pain.

when I happy, no one see my smile.

but

when I smoke, drink or kiss a girl

lokathile sakala vrithi kettavanmaarum athu kanum achan ulppede....

--TINTUMON--

204 : Aaropanam

  
Question in Exam : Vaakyathil Prayogikkuka "Aaropanam"

Tintumon's Answer 

Innale bank locker kuthi-thurannu aaropanam moshtichu

203 : Azhimathi

  
Question in Exam : Vaakyathil Prayogikkuka "Azhimathi"

Tintumon's Answer 

Veedu panithappol sit outil janal mathiyennnu Achan paranjappo Amma paranju venda AZHIMATHI..

202 : Ettum Pottum

   
Question in Exam : Vaakyathil Prayogikkuka "Ettum Pottum"

Tintumon's Answer 

8 muttakal tharayil ittappol manasilaaayi, ettum pottum...!

201 : Jeevickuka

  
Question in Exam : Vaakyathil Prayogikkuka "jeevickuka"

Tintumon's Answer 

'G' vickuka budhimuttanekil ini kurachu naal 'H' vickan shramickuka...

200 : Adichelppickuka

  
Question in Exam : Vaakyathil Prayogikkuka "Adichelppickuka"

Tintumon's Answer 

Ravile ezhunelkkathirunna ramuvine achan adichelppichu

199 : Pidikittuka

  
 
Question in Exam : Vaakyathil Prayogikkuka "PIDIKITTUKA"

Tintumon's Answer 

Kuda nashttappettengilum athinte pidikitti

198 : Sadhaachaaram

  

Question in Exam : Vaakyathil Prayogikkuka "SADHAACHAARAM"

Tintumon's Answer 

Jolikkaari aduppilninnum sadhaachaaram vaarum...

197 : Public Holidays

 

Teacher : What is common between Gandhi, Budha, Krishna and Jesus…?

Tintumon : They are all born on public holidays...!!!
 

196 : 64 Teeth

  

Tintumon to Dundumol in anger : ninte 64 pallukalum njan adichu thazheyidum…!!!”

ithu ketta Tintumol : 64 pallukalo..?...athengane oralinu ake 32 pallukalalle ulloo...?”

Tintumon : enikkariyamayirunnu ithil nee keri ida pedum ennu…athu kondu ninte pallukalum chertha njan enniyathu…!!!!
 

195 : Tripples

   

Tintumonum 2 snehithanmaarum koodi oru bykil il pokuvayirunnu...

oru policekaran kandu kai kanichu..

Tintumon : Sorry chetta..ippol thanne moonnu peraayi...

194 : Pannippani and Chappathi

  

Teacher : What is the difference between chappathi and Pannippani...?

Tintumon: Chappathi Nammal parathanam, ennaal pannippani panni parathum...

193 : Red Beautiful Underwear

  


Teacher : nigalude achande name englishil parayamo....?

Tintumon : RED BEAUTIFUL UNDERWEAR

Teacher : Entha Achande Sharikula name...?

Tintumon : SUDERLAL SHETTI

192 : luggage at Marine Drive

  

Railway stationil  Auto drivarod

Tintumon :Ividennu Marine Drivelekk ethrayaa charge ???

Driver : 20 Rs

Tintumon : Appo , ee luggaginoo??

Driver : Athu freeya…

Tintumon : Ennaal oru kaaryam cheyy , ningal ee luggage aviduthekk kond pokkoo, njaan bussil vannoolaam…….

191 : Washing or Breaking stone ?

 

Amma thuni alakkunath kanda Tintumon pite divasam Dundumonod parayunnu

Tintumon : Ninakkariyo....!!... Ente veetil para pottikkunath thuni konda....!....”