267 : Air Hostess

  

Teacher : aakaashathu parakkukayum bhoomiyil prasavikkukayum cheyyunna oru jeeviyude peru parayu...!

Tintumon : Air Hostess

266 : What an Advertisement

  

Advertisement in a Garments Show room

‘1000 rupakku enth medichalum oru sari free’

next day kadayil bhayangara bhahalam

Reason : Tintumon 1000 rupakku ‘chillara’ medichu sari venamennu paranju adi undaackunnu....

265 : Pottichirikkuka

   

Teacher : Vakyathil Prayogikkuka… Pottichirikkuka...

Tintumon : Store roomil vacha biscuitinte packet aaro “pottichirikkunnu”…

264 : Coming Soon

  

Sir ayi vazhakkitta Tintu mon .. 

oru boardil sir nte padam ottichu cemeteriyil kondu poyi thooki , enittu athinte adiyil ezhuthi vachu 

“Coming Soon”

263 : Check Your Weight

  

A girl checks her weight - 60 kg

she removed chappals - 58 kg

then bag - 54 kg

then shall- 53.5 kg

but coin theernu...

Tintumon in Que  behind her : you carry on coin njan idaam....!! 

262 : Scoo be do be doo

  

To be is to do : Socrates

To do is to be : Plato

To be or not to be : Shakespeare

Scoo be do be doo : Tintumon, LKG

261 : Great Handwriting

  

   

Teacher  : so, Tintumon, tell me, what can you do, that other people can’t...?

Tintumon : Ahh… well, I can read my own handwriting...!

260 : Kattaana

   

Teacher : Vaakyathil prayokikuka,”Kaattaana”

Tintumon : Njan kaatiloode nadakumbol oru puli odi vannu, njan enthu “kaattaana”...??

259 : ISRO Found Water in Moon

  

Teacher : ISRO chandranil vellam kandethi...!!

Tintumon : Ente kinattile vellathil njan pande chandrane kandatha.. Njan pinne aarodum paranjhilla enne ullu…