Sunday, September 12, 2010

470 : Mugal Kalagattam

  

Teacher : Mugal kalagattam yethu muthal yethu vareyanu..?

Tintumon : Page number 14 muthal 21 vare....!

469 : Dadi Ennu Vilichal

  

Teacher : Tintumon Achaneyum Ammayeyum Entha Vilikunnath..?

Tintumon : Dadi

Teacher : Randu Pereyum Dadi Enno...?

Tintumon : Achane “Da” Ennum...Ammaye “Di” Ennum..!!

468 : Jeansum Topum Super



Bus stopil nilkunna penkuttiye kanda Tintumon

Tintumon : Belt nannayittundu..!

Lady : Oori onnu thannalundallo..

Tintumon : Jeansum Topum Super ayittundu….!!

467 : Minnalum Mazhayum

 

Teacher : Mazha peyyumbol minnal undakunnathu enth kondu...?

Tintumon : Mazha ellayidathum orupole kittunudo ennariyan daivam Torch adichu nokkunatha...!!!

466 : Bike Accident



Tintumon went to hospital with bleeding head

Nurse : Admit cheyyanam peru parayu...

Tintumon : Tintu

Nurse : Date of birth..?

Tintumon : 27.03.1985

Nurse : Maarried....?

Tintumon : No, Bike accident...!!!

465 : Export of India

  

Teacher : Japanil ninnum kooduthal export cheyyunnath enthaa..?

Pinkumol : Automobiles

Teacher : Chinayil ninno....?

Aarumon : Electronics
 
Teacher : India yil ninno...?

Tintumon : Malayalees...!!

464 : Master Key

  

Dundumol : It’s unfair that if a guy having affair with a different girl every week,he’s a legend, but if a girl has affair with just two guys in a year, she’s a bad girl.

Tintumon : If a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key, But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a bad lock....!!