Teacher : Which are the first two fastest modes of communication..??
Pinkumol : E-mail
Teacher : Right, the second one..??
Tintumon : Female..!!
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Thursday, June 30, 2011
734 : Fastest modes of Communication
Teacher : Which are the first two fastest modes of communication..??
Pinkumol : E-mail
Teacher : Right, the second one..??
Tintumon : Female..!!
733 : Tourism Tags of Famous Countries
Teacher : Tell the Tourism Tags of Different Countries..??
Dundumol : Thailand: Amazing Thailand
Aarumon : India: Incredible India
Pinkumol : Malaysia: Truly Asia
Tintumon : Pakistan: Have a blast, Till you last
732 : Paranjhu Varumbhol
Tintumon : Vadacke veetile 'Rajappan' adutha aazhcha Dubayil ninnum varunnennu Amma paranjhu. Atharaa Achaa..??
Achan : Paranjhu varumbhol ninte 'Maman' aayittu varum
Tintumon : Appo parayaathe varumbhozho...??
Achan : Paranjhu varumbhol ninte 'Maman' aayittu varum
Tintumon : Appo parayaathe varumbhozho...??
731 : Black & White TV
In Physics Class
Tintumon : I have a doubt..??
Teacher : Ask
Tintumon : Is 'Black' a color..??
Teacher : Yes
Tintumon : Is 'White' a color..??
Teacher : Yes
Tintumon : Then Why a Black & White TV is not a color TV..??
Teacher : .......................................
730 : The Secret Behind the Beard of Hashim Amla
Tintumon : Do you know the Secret Behind the Beard of Hashim Amla..??
Aarumon : No
Tintumon : Dabur AMLA Hair Oil..!!
729 : The Latest Type of Loan
One day morning Tintumon was going with the legal documents of his Home. Dundumon saw him
Dundumon : Where are you going with all these documents..??
Tintumon : I am going to apply for a loan in the Bank
Dundumon : What type of Loan..??
Tintumon : Petrol Loan..!!
728 : Which is the Best Career
Dundumon : Which is the Best Career..?
Tintumon : Sanyasam
Dundumon : How..?
Tintumon : After 10 years of Career The bank deposits will be
Teacher : 5 Lakhs
Engineer : 20 Lakhs
Doctor : 25 Lakhs
IAS Officer : 40 Lakhs
Sanyasi (Baba Ramdev) : 1177 Crores
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
727 : Call me a Taxi
Tintumon was working as Personal Assistant of the CEO of a reputed company. One day morning CEO called Tintu
CEO : Hey Tintu, Call me a Taxi
Tintumon : Hello Taxi, Good Morning..!!
726 : 25 Paisa to be Banned From today
Aarumon : Innu muthal 25 nte paisa nirodhichedaa
Tintumon : Ho rekshapettu, Innu muthal enne aarum Kalckaashinu vilayillathavan ennu vilickillello..!!
Sunday, June 26, 2011
725 : Some Text Missing
Aarumon : I have a problem with my Mobile
Tintumon : What happened..??
Aarumon : Sometimes it shows 'Some Text Missing'
Tintumon : Oh pinne ella Textum kittan ninte mobile endha Universal library aaano..?
724 : Abhishek Bachan Gonna Become Father
Tintumon went to Meet Abhishek Bachan to Congratulate on hearing the News that Aishwarya Rai became pregnant
Tintumon : Congratulations, May god bless you with a nice baby
Abhishek : No idea sirji
Tintumon : Get Idea from the Third Abhishek, He must be having the Idea..!!
723 : Monsoon Tips
Tintumon : Don't meet girls during 'monsoon'
Aarumon : What will happen..?
Tintumon : They will become 'mom soon'
722 : Mazhackala Rogangal
Teacher : Mazhackaalath kaanappedunna ettavum valiya rogam ethaanu..?
Tintumon : Madi..!!
721 : Sabha: The perfect Lover
Aarumon : Ente classile 'Nabha' enna penkuttiku ninne valya ishtamanu
Tintumon : Oho..’Nabha’ ennadhinu pagaram ’Sabha’ ennanu perengil enikithiri ishtam thoniyene
Aarumon : Adhendha ee ’Sabha’ ku ithre prathyegatha..?
Tintumon : 'Sabha’ aanengil idakidakku koodamallo…eppol venamengilum pirichum vidam… !!
Saturday, June 25, 2011
720 : Kara Nallathalle ??
One day Dundumol kissed Tintu on his face and he gets a mark of lipstick..When he reached home Mom asked
Mom : Enthada ithu..?
Tintumon : Nallathu cheyyumpol kara pattiyal kara nalathalle Mummy....!!
719 : What is Education
Teacher : What is the education..?
Tintumon : Education is an organized system through which we waste one half of our life to learn how to waste the remaining half of our life..!!
718 : Poorvikar
Dundumol : Ente Muthashi parayuva namude poorvikar kuranganmar aayirunnu ennu..??
Tintumon : Athoke ningade kudamba karyam, njanenthu parayana.!!
717 : Advertisement for the Most Mileage
Tintumon gave an advertisement in the Newspaper when the petrol prices raised by Rs.5.
Advertisement:
Kuranjha Pullu kondu kooduthal Mileage kittunna Kaalavandi (With 2 Kala) Aavashyam undu
Modelum vilayum prashnam alla, Nalla anusarana ulla kaalakal aayirickanam..!!
715 : Pranayam Thenga Poleyaanu
Dundumon : Pranam enth poleyaa Tintumone..?
Tintumon : Pranayam Thenga poleyanu
Dundumon : How..?
Tintumon : Athinte Vellam kudickan nallathaanu
Karikalil cherthal nalla ruchiyaanu
Pakshe, Thalayil veenaal jeevitham poyi..!!
Friday, June 24, 2011
714 : Best thing to Place over a Christmas Cake
Aarumon : Which is the best thing to place over this Christmas Cake..?
Tintumon : No doubt … its my Teeth..!!
713 : Trip to Mysoor
Teacher : Ningalk evideck tour pokananu ishtam..?
Tintumon : Mysoor
Teacher : Why Mysoor..?
Tintumon : Kazhinja kollam Sharada teacher kokkayil veenu marichath avide vechanu..!!
712 : Buying Mobile Easily
Pinkumol : Nee Mobile vangiyath Ninte Achan Arinjo..?
Tintumon : SalesMan Polum Arinjilla pinneyalle.. Achan..!!
711 : Malarea
Teacher : Othiri malakal kaanappedunna sthalathinu englishil oru ottavakku parayum. enthanathu.. ?
Tintumon : MALAREA..!!
Thursday, June 23, 2011
710 : Changathi Nannaayal Kannaadi Venda
Aarumon : Ninackariyo, Changathi Nannaayal Kannadi Venda ennu teacher paranjhu..?
Tintumon : Appo nee nannaavunno atho njan kannaadi medickano..?
708 : Attittudes of Ganguly, Sachin, Sehwag & Dravid
Tintumon : Do you know the Attittudes of our favourite cricketers..?
Aarumon : I dont know, you tell
Tintumon : Ganguly : Do or Die
Sehwag : Do Before You Die
Sachin : Dont Die Until You Do
Rahul Dravid : Play Until Bowlers Die...!
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
707 : Rathinirvedham
Teacher : Vedhangal Ethra ennam undu..?
Dundumol : 4
Teacher : Ethockeya..?
Aarumon : Rigvedham, Samavedham, Yajurvedham, pinnathe ariyilla miss
Teacher : Vere aarck engilum ariyo..?
Tintumon : Yes Miss, Rathinirvedham..!!
Monday, June 20, 2011
703 : Scientists have found Ice and Water in Moon
Dundumon : Scientists have found Ice and Water in Moon
Tintumon : Great, now we just need to carry ROYAL STAG and chips with us...!!
Saturday, June 18, 2011
702 : 7th sense
In an interview
Interviewer : How many senses does a man have...?
Tintumon : 5 Sir..!!!
Interviewer : Sorry kid , There is a 6th sense also, thats Common sense which you don't seem to have..!
Tintumon : Sir, There is a 7th sense also, Thats Non-sense which you are Talking now..!!
701: Truth About Good Girls
Tintumon's findings about Good Girls
1. Good girls are Not good looking.
2. Good looking girls are Not good girls.
3. Good looking & good girls are not single.
4. Good looking, good girls, & Single girls have strong Brothers.
5. Good looking, good girls, single without brothers will treat you as her brother.
Thursday, June 16, 2011
700 : What is Love
Tintumon in the LKG class
Pinkumol : What is love..?
Tintumon : Love is like a chuchu in the pant...Others can only see it and only i can feel it..!!
699 : Suraj Venjharamood: The president of Amma
Dundumon : Suraj Venjharamood Ammayude president aayaal aadyam cheyyunna kaaryam enthaayirickum..?
Tintumon : 'Amma' yude peru maati 'Thalle' ennaackum..!!
698 : Where you can double your money instantly
Tintumon : Where you can double your money instantly..?
Aarumon : Some money chain program..?
Tintumon : But that will not happen instantly
Aarumon : Then no idea dear
Tintumon : Infront of a Mirror..!!
697 : Where do you find lot of cities without a single House
Tintumon : Where do you find lot of cities without a single House..?
Aarumon : Its not possible, tell if you can
Tintumon : In a Map..!!
696 : Where does Monday comes before Sunday
Tintumon : Where does Monday comes before Sunday..?
Aarumon : I dont know, you tell
Tintumon : In a Dictionary...!!
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Saturday, June 11, 2011
693 : Who is more kind, Boys or Girls..?
Pinkumol : Who is more kind, Boys or Girls..?
Tintumon : Boys
Pinkumol : Why boys...?
Tintumon : Because girls never help unknown boys but boys are always ready to help unknown girls..!!
Friday, June 10, 2011
692 : White sari & Black Sari
Two ladies we talking; one was wearing a black sari and the other a white sari
Tintumon : Why are you wearing White and Black saries..?
Black sari Lady : My husband's hair is completely black thats why
White sari Lady : My husband's hair is completely white thats why
691 : Vasco Da Gama
Teacher : Vasco Da Gama kappalirangiya sthalam Ethu..?
Urackathilayirunnu Tintumon pettennu eneetu ninnit paranjhu
Tintumon : Aduckala
Teacher : Njan enthaa chodhiche..?
Tintumon : Vaasuvinte Amma Kappa puzhungunna sthalam
Thursday, June 9, 2011
690 : Best and Worst Photos of a Man
Tintumon : Where will you find the Best and Worst Photos of a Man..?
Aarumon : I dont know
Tintumon : Best Photo in the Facebook profile and the worst photo in Voter's ID Card
689 : The Luckiest Husband in the World
Dundumon : Who is the luckiest husband in the World..?
Tintumon : Kanimozhi's Husband
Dundumon : Why..?
Tintumon : 214 Crores in the Bank and Wife in the Jail...!!
688 : Biology and Sociology
Teacher : Define Biology and Sociology
Tintumon : If new born baby looks like his father its Biology and if he looks like his neighbour that is called Sociology..!!
686 : What do you like the most in me
One day Tintumon's wife asked him : What do you like the most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body..?
Tintumon looked at her from head to toe and told : Your sense of Humour..!!
685 : Moral of the Story
Teacher : One day a girl asked her boyfriend
Girl : What will you do if I die..?
Boy : I will live happily for the rest of the life
Next day the girl committed suicide with a note saying 'I will do anything for your happiness'
Teacher : What is the moral of the story..?
Tintumon : Never Joke with brainless girls..!!
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