Sunday, February 20, 2011

612 : Ningalude Maavum Pookum

  

 

Dundumol : Ethra vellam ozhichittum valam ittittum ente veetila maavu pookkunilla...Enth cheyyum
 

Tintumon : Nee Jyothis'il chernal mathi...." NINTE MAAVUM POOKKUM "

 

611 : New Element By Tintumon

  

 

Scientist Tintumon invented new element.


Element name : GIRL
 

Symbol : GL
 

Atomic no : 143
 

Found : Everywhere


Physical properties : Boils at any anytime, freeze anybody anytime, melts when handled with love and care, very reactive, highly unstable, attracted towards gold, silver etc…


Uses : Used to destroy boys, Good reducing agent of money...!!!

 

610 : Tenth Month

 

Teacher : Ist Month January, 2nd Month february..Then what is 10th Month...?

Tintumon : Delivery...!!

609 : Drakula

  
 
Tintumon's wife gave birth to a Child

Nurse : Urgently need a bottle of Blood

Tintumon : Avalentha Draculaye aano prasaviche..?
 

608 : Not getting Fit

  

 

Tintumon : Doctor njan ethra vellam adichalum fit aakunnilla

Doctor : Kalla panni, nee ippo full fitta njan Doctor alla ninte Thanthayada..!

 



607 : Best Valentine's Card

    

 

Tintumon to shop keeper : Give me the best Valentines day card


Shopkeeper : See this.., Quote is really super.. “To the only girl I ever loved...”


Tintumon : Wow, Super...Give 10 Similar Cards...!!


606 : Laziness at the Best

  

Tintumon : Mom, Please give me a glass of Water

Mom : You come and Drink

Tintumon : Please Mom

Mom : If you repeat it, I will slap you

Tintumon : Ok, Bring the water when you come to Slap me...!!

605 : 3 Unforgettables

  


Teacher : Tell three unforgettable things in your life...?


Tintumon : Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner...!!