702 : 7th sense

  

In an interview

Interviewer : How many senses does a man have...?

Tintumon : 5 Sir..!!!

Interviewer : Sorry kid , There is a 6th sense also, thats Common sense which you don't seem to have..!

Tintumon : Sir, There is a 7th sense also, Thats Non-sense which you are Talking now..!! 

701: Truth About Good Girls

Tintumon's findings about Good Girls

1. Good girls are Not good looking.

2. Good looking girls are Not good girls.

3. Good looking & good girls are not single.

4. Good looking, good girls, & Single girls have strong Brothers.

5. Good looking, good girls, single without brothers will treat you as her brother.